The Drip Portal
🧠 Aligning threads… initializing the pants route…
In the depths of the chain, a portal opens. One small swap for memekind. One giant pant for liquidity.
Step into the Pants Swap. Where memecoins change fits.
Powered by Jupiter, sanctioned by Teddy, and stitched into the memeconomy.
You don't just trade—you tailor your portfolio.